Maybe Tomorrow

probablyasocialecologist:

ohshitsomeonejust:

I was offered a random day off due to an over staffing mistake and took it. I decided to have fun with the pets. I got all ready for work like I normally would and they did their usual job of trying to persuade me not to go and I made a dramatic show of letting them win. They’ve been on a happiness high for the past three hours.

twilightisgaynow:

sangotori:

twilightisgaynow:

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

viostormcaller:

dankmemeuniversity:

Fuck this post I just did exactly that at this

pinkpiggy93:

HC: Crowley and Aziraphale stayed inside on a cold day and decided to just spend a comfy night watching movie. They watched “Call me by your name”. The movie choice was Aziraphale’s

millennial-review: